puppy sanchez

when u take your finger insert it into a puppy's ass and rub it on your lover's upper lip

i gave my girlfriend a kitty sanchez

i gave mine a puppy sanchez

by apple on a stick September 29, 2010

Paper Mache Puppy

• The result of your dog having sex with your homework after you have completed the assignment

"Sorry Miss Berok, I can't hand in my homework because my dog made Paper mache puppy's with it.."

by Error Gaming June 13, 2023

shamoo puppy

A submissive role playing character with the face (mask) of a dog and the body of a utility cleaning device.

"I'm thinking about turning my boyfriend into a Shamoo Puppy tonight."

"That's intense, don't be too rough on him!"

"I might, but the whole apartment's gonna be clean by the time we're done! ;)"

by BoldGold January 2, 2016

The forbidden balloon puppy

An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.

Last night was crazy bro, I heard Samantha gave you the forbidden balloon puppy!

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022

a jealous puppy

When someone pees on the bathrrom floor, gets a blowjob, finishes, punches her in the nose so she will walk in the pee when she goes to check if it is bleeding. This is then blamed on the dog. Bonus points if you don't have a dog.

She caused him to neglect the dog so he gave her a jealous puppy.

by Monster Sprout May 20, 2017

Puppy

A four-legged adorable form of torture for every little thing you've ever done wrong.

Puppy: *shits adorably on the floor* *Eats every last pair of shoes I own* *Bites through the skin on my hand*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*

by LovelyBandito November 26, 2021

Pill puppy

Someone who is reliant on party drugs and will take anything given to them.

A:"I don't know the mg of these pills, and I don't wanna get too fucked up."
B: "Give it to name, he's a total pill puppy."

by cringeswag07 November 15, 2025