Horny Potatoes

Just a random thing to say to your unsuspecting friend

You: Horny Potatoes
Me, aka your friend: wtf how high are you right now?

by FrogCat March 22, 2020

Couch Potato

A lazy person.

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.

by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020

potato thwonker

Someone who completely THWONKS potatoes into oblivion.

That Potato Thwonker’s destroying our crops!

by Marrionet1232 May 11, 2020

Ass Potato

Feces developed by a creature of any form. (Shit)

I gotta take a major ass potato

by patricia morarez October 13, 2020

Potato zombie

nonsense

"That's a load of potato zombie"

by Chit4brans October 15, 2020

spiky potato

its a potato that is spiky

dude thats one spiky potato

by Definatlynotjames April 19, 2018

Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017