potato-hugger 

A person of Irish descent. Usually, of low standards, and poor bodily hygeine.

I work with a potato-hugger. I can smell his funk from my cube.

potato-hugger by Matthew Herr Pusateri November 9, 2006

potato wog 

someone of irish birth or descent. not to be confused with the porridge wogs of scotland, the garlic wogs of france or the sausage wogs of germany.
the potato wog is a noble but simple creature pale of skin with large hands and a hearty toothless grin. females are easily identified as they can't spit as far.

england lost 23-6 to the potato wogs last week in the six nations.

potato wog by mr lobby March 11, 2009

potato taco 

a person of mixed Irish and Spanish ethnicity

Mike is a potato taco.

potato taco by PincheLoco February 23, 2009

Potato Hole

A hole most people don't understand the meaning of.

Only Willie T. Hawkins, famous musician, actually knows what a potato hole is and now the news anchors from his live appearance are very uncomfortable. Rumor has it, Dave Chapelle might know what a potato hole is.

Potato Hole by Lewong November 13, 2022

potato launcher 

A tiny car with a loud engine, usually a foreign import car with a large exhaust pipe. Also sounds like a wind-up toy or lawn mower.

The mini-thuglet teenager in his pimped out potato launcher punched the gas and took off at a whopping 30 mph.

potato launcher by Bonocusack February 27, 2008

Potato cam 

When someone takes a selfie that makes them look like a potato

That would've been a great selfie but the lighting turned it into a potato cam picture.

Potato cam by Thisusernameisnottaken February 21, 2017

Potato Dance 

A cross between the 'Willy Dance' & 'River Dance'.

To be performed usually by people of an Irish disposition & particularly upon leaving the bath or shower.

Michael Flatley has got nothing on this one, Potato Dance!

Potato Dance by Potato-Dancer June 15, 2011