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Peanut

A person who has a brain the size of a peanut.
by Shadowcreeks October 15, 2020
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Peanut Brittle

When somebody's lips are unbelievably crusty and dry that parts of the lips can be peeled off like an orange, and is so cracked that it gives the appearance of peanut brittle.
"Nigga'd better shut up before your peanut brittle lips start to snow"
by BigBoiBlackie May 22, 2015
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the reverse peanut butter

The reverse peanut butter is the act of putting the peanut butter on the slice of bread with less pores. people who do this should be pronounced clinically insane and shouldn’t be invited to sit at cool kid table.
The date was going great till he whipped out the reverse peanut butter and gobble knockers
by Puburt December 4, 2020
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Peanut butter Snowman

The act of shitting on a glass table after an anal creampie.
You can dress that peanut butter Snowman like a Mr. Potato Head.
by Fecal Freak Fanatic March 13, 2022
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PEANUT

A KIDNEY STONE.

EATING SHIT

The start of a comic STRIP.

Compound PENIS TASK.

IT'S the beginning of an analogy that CRYPTOCURRENCY can use also.

Excited SHITEATERS

The scariest tumor in the world.

an I small am eye small am aye small

See MR. PEE NUT

Look at that PEANUT ASSH0LE MAN.

PEANUT PEENUT PNUT PENUT PEE PEENUT
Imagine the pain zipping up your FLY in your ZIPPER ,then passing a PEANUT after ,QUAFF A BEER.

No PUN INTENDED it just TAE a PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT to enjoy a PEANUT in the privacy of your BOWEL TOILET TRIP.

Look JOHN I was looking forward to getting BIG DICK FUCKED but you just got a PEANUT for a WEE WEE and it kind of destroyed the mood.

Let's go into that DELI CARL and not just PEE but do a compound task and PEANUT.

Look I got ONE PENNY TWO PENNY ..ONE DILLAR and ONE PEANUT TWO PEANUT. .THOUSANDS PEANUT and finally ONE BITCOIN TWO BITCOIN which MOTHERFUCKERS if we have thousands of PEANUT then you can see how many BITCOINS imagine we would have because as they say ..." DAVID SAYS I'M COLD,. little by little little by little,... bit by bit , bit by bit bit by PEANUT bit.

I love when I find a PEANUT in that SHIT it gives it a variety taste of intensity and afterall you can only find ONE AT A "TIME" and that makes you go APE NUT over THOSE PEANUT.

You never want to have a PEANUT SIZE TUMOR.

Yes ANAL ALAN you are puny as well as those PEANUT size tantrums as am aye small cannot hear.

When ASSH0LE takes out his PISSIVATOR and he is pissing like a good JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE , see MISTER PEANUT in action mouth open feeling pissy all over.

He is sooo funny a PEANUT in anger.

PEANUT public penis pisser PEDOPHILE NUT TELEPATHY VERY liquid spermatozoa and that identifiable satellite JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE naked IMAGED WEE WEE stick.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 16, 2022
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Peanut Butter

The one food that is way too addictive but you know it makes you fat asf so you can't ever go on a reasonable diet.
Mom: Hon, quit eating the peanut butter its your 3rd jar this week
You: SHUTTUP MOM ITS GOOD OKAY ? T^T
by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020
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Peanut butter Jelly time

Peanut butter jelly time is when you cover the vagina with peanut butter and the penis with jelly and have sex. After completion engage in a sixty-nine.
We were all out of bread, so we decided to have peanut butter jelly time.
by The perfect pair November 16, 2019
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