puppy peters

(n) slang term for Vienna sausages, as if they were the penises of neutered puppies.

My three year old won't eat anything but puppy peters.

by EffingWheeler September 20, 2011

ryan peters

A massive mincer

Oh look it's Ryan peters, the massive mincer

Mincey wincey spider

by Pop63839 September 4, 2016

Dave Peters

The most boring, stereotypical white guy name on the planet. Dave Peters is probably the type of guy that enjoys eating plain white bread and has a boring tie collection.

Robin: Why does that guy look so excited to buy three identical pairs of khakis?
Silas: Oh, he’s probably a Dave Peters.

by Sonic The Hedgehog Kin May 13, 2018

Pulling a Peters

To not go out with your friends due to the fear of being beat physicaly by a girlfriend or wife every time your friends go to the bar, party, or anything else.

Why isn't John going to the bar with us tonight?

Oh he is pulling a Peters again.

by Roomchamp January 9, 2010

peter squeezins

What's left inside a mans shaft after he ejaculates

After he came his ol lady milked out his peter squeezins until dry

by Buckin-fastard January 1, 2017

harry peter

It's an unshaved male genital.

It's been 6 months since I shaved now I have a Harry Peter

by Chancellor Bennet June 15, 2016

peter polisher

One who polishes "peters", "peckers", "cocks" (penis). Commonly directed at one who is being described as a "fag".

John you damn peter polisher!

by There are no other names December 8, 2007