Patrick

The ugliest boy known to mankind he cant even get chuzz he is a fucking autistic little shit at the age of 5 he was thrown into the trashcan. he is so chinese that you need a magnifying glass to see his eyes no need to ask him to do your homework he is dumb as fuck and cant even do his own homework. Whenever people's pets go missing they expect him to have eaten their pets. He is just a little Ching CHong who says 1,5cm is average.

Wow your a patrick

by Hak tuah guy January 28, 2025

Patrick Wienand

gimp²

Person 1: 'What do you think of Patrick Wienand'
Person 2: 'He's such a bloody gimp'

by willyoutjohnson January 30, 2025

Patrick

A man who is quick to anger, has substances issues, and depressive, but can be loyal, loving and caring in the right circumstances.

This dude I meet was a Patrick

by Chevysilvardosquidward February 23, 2026

Patrick Garcia

A Spanish- Filipino actor born in September 14, 1981, was also a matinee idol back in the 90s....

"Patrick garcia was one of the most famous actors from the 90s"

by anonymous February 21, 2025

Patrick Brooklyn

The reason that animals hibernate and why earth worms go underground to hide. Mr aura himself, fear itself and dread itself.

"Gee wilikers those hoodlums are almost as frightening as Patrick Brooklyn."

by ThreeHoodedHoodlums April 5, 2025

Patrick

Perfect Man

A Patrick is more rare and magical than a Unicorn

by Tsunami StaySea May 27, 2025

Patrick Arnold

A guy who suggests a group sex scenario, then “accidentally” finishes before anyone else gets started.

We were just getting into it when this dude Patrick Arnold’d and passed out with a Capri Sun.

by XXXBenedictArnold August 7, 2025