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Parasite

And a parasite is by definition a living creature you fucking retard. A living creature that lives at the expense of another living creature. THAT'S WHAT THE WORD MEANS!
Hym "Nope! Fuck you, retard! Your daughter's a parasite. All 3 of them. My contribution to society isn't even acknowledged and my very existence is demonized. From the size of my dick to my inability to appease my supposed superiors to what I choose to do with what little free time I have, every aspect of my existence is denigrated. And if I don't contribute to the reproductive process I will be harvested EXPLICITLY FOR the siphoning and redistributing of my resources that will go explicitly to women who think they are too good to fuck me who instead fucked men who don't want them, don't have the resources to support a kid, and care whether I live or die. And no I will not be forced into relationships that will inevitably fail. You eat shit and die. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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Paris Niggers

When the niggers went to paris successfully.
These two niggers are Paris Niggers.
by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024
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Parasocialite

Noun. Person who engages heavily in parasocial relationships. Person who is incredibly invested in a celebrity and their life, consumed primarily through social media.
She’s really upset that Taylor and Travis split up, I think she might be a parasocialite.
by Earth Cadet May 8, 2024
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Parasitic worm

A worm parasite that feeds off its host. I.e. Pip.
Doctor- "you've got a parasitic worm"

Patient- "No!! This can't be! I'm too old to die!"
by OpaGramps May 22, 2024
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Paris hilton dutch oven

Farting in your purse while your dog is also in the purse
My dog hates is when I give it a paris Hilton Dutch oven
by DontEatMeBrp November 24, 2024
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Paris

Paris is hell
by opvulcan January 3, 2025
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Parasocial

A word you use when your ashamed that your husband replaced his original classy, talented, smoking hot, eastern European forbidden fruit fiance with your pasty-ass, backroom casting couch, dirty pirate hooker ass.
Amberly tried to cover up Austin’s scumbaggery by using the term, “parasocial”.
by Jetsfan4321 February 1, 2025
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