poser

Someone who liek listens to music about getting high and they never do, listen to christian bands and still do bad things, or listen to punk bands when they really arent into the music. You get the point.

My boyfriend is such a fuckin poser, he listens to Kottonmouth Kings yet he's onyl gotten high once, haha

by LeXi April 22, 2003

poser

a person "backstage" at an event that is just in the way. Usually a "VIP" with a drink in one hand. Over dressed, too cool.

Some poser spilled beer on the audio cables.
No posers allowed on stage.

by Paul Whitfield January 16, 2008

Poseur

Someone who races a ZX6r in the CMRA under the guise of the Green Lantern!

Grrrvich Racing has a poseur racer

by Yellow Ducky May 18, 2011

Poser Ginger

A person who dyes or colors their hair red while not being a natural redhead.
Not as evil as regular gingers. (Please don't hurt me.)

Guy: Are you a natural redhead?
Girl: Nah, I'm just a poser ginger.

by That Guy Who We All Like November 28, 2011

Hype beast poser

A Hype beast poser is usually someone dressed as a hype beast wearing all fake supreme. if you try to ask them any questions. They won’t know the anwsers so they will usually walk away.

Hype beast: Yo look at the Hype beast poser
Hype beast 2: Yeah he’s rocking the fucking fake supreme.

by Droopy the week March 12, 2019

poser

People who try to be something they are not, but it is opparent that they are just "posing". Posers ussually drive rice cars, and listen too pop-punk music. People who listen to metal or rock are not posers.

"Your such a poser for liking Camaros!" quoted from a poser.

by Joe Mofo December 28, 2005

Poseidon's Trident

Instead of shocking the nation you pull the Poseidon trident which is 1 in the pink 2 in the stink. Sometimes this may cause a girl to get really wet and make an ocean. Mostly used by real men.

Mark: Dude I totally gave my girl friend Poseidon's Trident. She truly made an ocean.

by TheOfficialJasonS January 2, 2015