pee your pants

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

pissy pee piss

when someone says to pissy pee piss it means that they want to pee.

Victor: I love to pissy pee piss it's so fun!! Funny moment!!!

by beyondgaslighting July 14, 2022

Lee pee pants

That guy who is always pissing his pants. An individual with poor bladder control.

Bro, there goes that Lee pee pants. His trousers are soaked!

by pooter diddler September 23, 2014

Pee isn't real

Pee isn't real means you denied wetting yourself even tho it's obvious that you actually pissed yourself

Ray shouted Pee isn't real when it's obvious that she has peed herself

by Sushitrash1 May 24, 2021

Ruckus Butt Pee

Explosive, extremely liquidy diarhrea often coupled with intense stomach pain, splash back, and more. Frequently tricks you into thinking your done and just as you zip your pants, the urge returns. Abbreviated RBP.

Tony: Man, you were in there for a while. I thought I heard you flush?
Hank: Ruckus butt pee man. It'll get ya.

by isuzyou February 21, 2011

Pee-n-flee

When someone goes to the restroom take pee and leave out the restroom without washing their hands

No, don't shake my hand you're a pee-n-flee.

Nasty , Sam is a pee-n-flee .

by S Coop September 11, 2016

Movie theater pee

Peeing for a long period of time because you haven't went in awhile and also have drank ALOT. OR
The intense feeling of your bladder about to explode because you've drank ALOT and haven't went for hours. Especially just after you've been in the movies.

"Sorry I took so long in there, that was a movie-theater pee..."

Mark: "That movie was so awesome! Like the part when-"
Steven: "Hold that thought, I've got to go take a MOVIE THEATER PEE or I WILL EXPLODE!!!"

by Kristian! November 18, 2009