Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Get the Small business saturdaymug. Some one with a huge penis
by Joe terry March 10, 2017
Get the small fingersmug. by NalaWyu February 24, 2019
Get the small pee pee manmug. by SudirtPigMan October 9, 2022
Get the Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Ballsmug. In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.
Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.
by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021
Get the The Small Potato Clausemug. 
1. A Nigerian snack made of pastries and small cutlets of varying meats
2. Someone with a petite and slender frame
2. Someone with a petite and slender frame
I would love some small chops for a snack
Look at those small chops over there, I wouldn't mind a bite
Look at those small chops over there, I wouldn't mind a bite
by Dr Tard August 9, 2025
Get the Small Chopsmug.