boxing the clown

The act or art of manual stimulation of your own, not another's, hang-down.

I sat at home last night with the Sears catalog, boxing the clown till I was raw.

by Tunis August 27, 2003

black box

a cable box thing used to get free cable.

i used a black box until it broke... now I'm stuck paying for cable

by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 02, 2003

XXX Box

The Original Hand Held game.

See Masterbation

Screw the Xbox I have the XXX Box.

The XXX Box serving singles since the dawn of humanity.

by Wouldn't_you_like_to_know November 12, 2007

box office

The female version of a airplane cockpit. To be used when the entire flight crew is female.

Flight supervisor: "Why don't you head up to the cockpit and see if the pilots want some coffee?"

Flight attendant: "I'm afraid it's a box office today, both pilots are female. Hope they aren't both PMSing."

by Darie H September 02, 2006

top of the box

Elite in nature. Cream of the crop.

That new Porsche is top of the box.

by Mike Finley October 27, 2006

box rot

when ones twat is so rancid that another cant eat

Cher is suffering from box rot

by mike e boy September 06, 2005

A Cardboard-Box

A loose, leathery woman. Commonly refers to their insatiable sexual appetite.

That woman's a real Cardboard-Box

by Roy_ August 07, 2005