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Space job

The process of getting a blow-job from Megan Fox while on a NASA space ship.
Hey guys, did you hear about John getting a space job during spring break? Megan fox blow-job space NASA ship
by Rodney Scholar February 28, 2010
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Jap Job

To give a sexual service as a women to a male japanese person, can consist of head or handjob, but it does not apply to any sexual contact (pussy and balls).
Jessica your such a slut, you gave peter (japanese male) a jap job, your such a whore.
by Prosey Wosey January 2, 2009
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Job Stoppers

Visible offensive tattoos, such as "fuck You" inked across someones knuckles.
Jimmy - "how did the job interview go?"
Richie - "It went great until he noticed the two Marijuana

leafs tattooed on my neck"
Jimmy - "yeah, i thought those Job Stoppers might be a

problem"
by richieallen April 27, 2010
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Hand job

The act of taking a man's cock in your hand, moving it slowly up and down while he gets hard, then stroking faster and harder until he cums. For more pleasure (and cool hot sound) use lots of lubrication.
I knelt down by Jeff, took his cock in my hand, rubbing it up and down then put some KY on it to make it slippery. My hand sliding up and down made him so horny he could hardly help but cum like crazy. I watched his cum squirt all over his stomach and my hand.
by Cindy in Michigan January 13, 2005
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boner job

This is a job that someone is so in love with that they get a boner every time they're doing it.
Damn, Chris has got the best boner job testing video games.
by MrAutomatic September 18, 2008
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Bra Job

When a girl can't a boob job, so she stuffs her bra instead to make it appear that she got a boob job
Girl 1, hey, look at Britney over there did she get a boob job?

Girl 2, No girl you know she can't afford, she got a bra job!
by Unfamous3000 March 25, 2010
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Flu-job

When a man is too sick for sex and only has the energy to lie there and get a blow job.
C: Dude, you feeling okay?

J: Yea bro. My girl brought some soup over and then I gave her some soup of my own.

C: WTF?

J: Flu-job.

C: Legit!
by BFC2268 March 1, 2011
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