A fart that is dispensed at work in the middle of a group of people discussing non-work related events.
As Kurt, Justin and I laughed about the previous weekend's activities, an unrelenting stench crept from somewhere beneath the bowels of hell, forcing us to scatter and get back to work. Our manager smiled knowing that his Back to Work Fart was a success.
by LaGoat April 17, 2011
Get the Back to Work Fartmug. Phrase used to argue a point on internet message boards. Originally from the character Morbo on Futurama.
Newslady: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
{blank} DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
{blank} DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
by dskdksdjk September 24, 2009
Get the does not work that waymug. Person 1: Why is this meme so popular?? Like, I don't get it.
Person 2: That's how mafia works.
Person 1: What???
Person 2: Yes.
Person 2: That's how mafia works.
Person 1: What???
Person 2: Yes.
by JustYourLocalMemerHowYouDoin January 5, 2019
Get the That's how mafia worksmug. by Birdo McGee May 2, 2006
Get the rusty work bootmug. Misleading
Scam
These people have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars filling the internet with LIES. They speak at schools, post ads on Craigslist, and I honestly think these people are brainwashed in to believing their own lies.
Tell motivated college students that they will make tons of money over the summer and convince them to rush in to signing contracts and selling innocent homeowners a crappy paint job.
You end up investing your own money in an internship. BIG RED FLAG. This money goes to rich CEO's.
Go read REAL testimonies of people who's college lives were ruined by this SCAM.
A lie that will make you lose money.
Scam
These people have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars filling the internet with LIES. They speak at schools, post ads on Craigslist, and I honestly think these people are brainwashed in to believing their own lies.
Tell motivated college students that they will make tons of money over the summer and convince them to rush in to signing contracts and selling innocent homeowners a crappy paint job.
You end up investing your own money in an internship. BIG RED FLAG. This money goes to rich CEO's.
Go read REAL testimonies of people who's college lives were ruined by this SCAM.
A lie that will make you lose money.
They ask you hypnotizing questions like,
We are interviewing 50 people today. (LIE) Does College Works Painters sound like a competitive job that you would be interested in?
We are a company that has lasted 17 years, does that sound successful?
We want to you to sign this contract to ensure your business promotion. Does that sound productive.
We are interviewing 50 people today. (LIE) Does College Works Painters sound like a competitive job that you would be interested in?
We are a company that has lasted 17 years, does that sound successful?
We want to you to sign this contract to ensure your business promotion. Does that sound productive.
by Victim0fSCAMz March 17, 2010
Get the College Works Paintersmug. by Swass! II July 14, 2015
Get the Real piece of workmug. A company that seems to good to be true, and guess what it is. They claim all sorts of things arent true including, but not limited to: Pay, # of hours working, time alocated for jobs ect. The company lie's to the managers (aka "interns"), who then lie to the painters, and in the end nobody is happy. With The managers geting no where near what they are promised by the company due to equipment expensis employee payment ect, and the painters working rigorous hours to make a schedule that is set so they can make below minimum wage. DONT DO IT!
by Maciej Szczepański June 25, 2009
Get the college works paintingmug.