warped puppy

Midwestern term used by wives to describe dumb husbands.

Kevin is such a warped puppy.

by Pepethexlown December 24, 2020

Abandoned Puppy

A sexual act in where one partner looks upset and the other partner never comes.

I was trying to satisfy her needs but came short, felt like an Abandoned puppy cause I was sad and she never came.

by HahaThisguy28r February 14, 2025

puppy out

To express intense excitement and enthusiasm, often accompanied by animated movements such as jumping up and down.

1. The guy I went on a date with is so amazing, I’m totally puppying out right now.

2. When she sees the birthday present I got her, she will totally puppy out.

by brieftaubee June 28, 2024

Puppy Love

Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexually in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.

Amaya: I learned a new sex term from my professor during my human sexuality class today.

Amia: What term did you learn?

Amaya: Puppy love and I immediately thought about my ex-boyfriend.

Amia: Yeah, I remember you telling me about his skill or lack of in the bedroom. Puppy love wow.

by Starving Artist246 April 15, 2025

Puppy troubler

Someone with over zealous attempts to do good and help other people. Normally quite simple and slightly vacant with few friends. Often found working for hospital radio or animal charities.

Rob means well, but to be honest he is a bit of a puppy troubler.

by TheHRD November 17, 2010

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010

puppy popper

An ATF agent who loves to kill dogs in the homes of rightful gu owner

Agent 1: hey remember so and so.
Agent 2: yeah I remember so and so,he was the puppy popper.

by The crazy ass junkie April 1, 2023