squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.

A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)

by MalibuMan October 25, 2010

Fit N U

Wrap that help you look slimmer and sexier in just one application because they are made from a proprietary blend of 23 ingredients that first purge the accumulated toxins stored in the fat cells of our skin. The body cannot effectively eliminate these toxins fast enough on its own so they become stored in the fat cells of our skin.

So you can Fit N U

Fit N U a slimmer you

by JohnnieRoscoe Contour September 30, 2013

wot n tarnation

Term relating to rednecks

Rednecks express their disbelief with this

*she's more kinky than you thought*
"wot n tarnation"

by MoistSock March 2, 2017

F. U. N

F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and any time at all down here in the deep blue sea! - Spongebob Squarepants

F. U. N Song

by Ur m. o. m June 21, 2021

bag 'n bang

A must do for an ugly girl with a hot body. Simply place a bag over her head, and then promptly slam her.

Buscher couldn't get the girl, so he had to bag 'n bang her mother

by bangbangnibba June 7, 2016

cruise 'n crack

When you buy a 30 pack of beer (must be an underage purchase) and then proceed to drive around town drinking in the car with your friends causing all sorts of destruction and mayhem. Can also include being parked on a stranger's property whilst you drink.

"Shit, we have nowhere to drink tonight and I want to cause chaos"..."Well then, let's do a cruise 'n crack.

by Scrillo August 4, 2011

Turd n’ Curd

When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.

I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.

I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.

by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020