matthew

a kid that doesn’t understand how to be in a social relationship with a girl and cannot begin to comprehend the aftermath of being broken up with her, and tries relentlessly to try to stay in her life and to get back with said girl. he shall also make the life of the girl very difficult at times. if he is to be reckoned with, you best start to dissociate yourself from. be caution with a man named matthew, they’re dangerous in social outings. they cause problems

girl : “oh damn it, he’s talking abou tme again, he gives me a headache.”

friend : “is it matthew?”

girl : “i hate that you know that”

by whitiesgottapay January 4, 2019

matthew swinarski

A usually gay,retarded, and jewish boy that looks very unatractive

Dude, dont be a Matthew Swinarski

by El potato succ December 20, 2016

matthew’s dick

Very, extremely small

I thought it was gonna be big turns out he just has aMatthew’s dick

by BigDickNibba69 May 17, 2018

Matthew

To be a buttface.

“You’re being such a Matthew John!” Sheila yelled at him.

by Person with face features October 13, 2018

Matthew

Biggest faggot, Anyone with this name is 100% a little pussy ass bitch that was summoned by satan out of his moms ass that likes dick in his ass every since his father fucked him with a 2x4 board in his ass.

the kid that talks to his poket dick is so weird. “Thats just Matthew”

by BurnerBae March 2, 2019

matthew hayden cook

By far the best man you'll ever meet. He's sweet, kind, funny, smart but sometimes a dork. He loves to laugh and make everyone around him laugh. He's the best to take to any event because he's the life of the party. His smile lights up an entire room. He loves his family and treats them with tons of respect. You would be very lucky to have him and call your own. Has a big heart and gives the absolute best hugs. Loves to play around and has fun no matter what. A picture perfect boyfriend that will do anything for you and to make you happy.

Oh he's such a Matthew Hayden Cook. He's so sweet and funny!

by yessir2001 November 3, 2018

Matthew Van Pelt

The type of guy that will rock your world and has the best personality and looks out of everyone he knows. Usually knows a Tyler Wilson or chink that gets made fun of constant

Man is that Matthew Van Pelt he makes me extremely hard

by Poopycock December 30, 2019