March 10

National skip math. Every student will not go to math on this day. No matter who your teacher is. Do not go to math class.

“Where are all of my students?”

“Its march 10th!”

by The Alphabet Abcdefghijklmaop March 8, 2022

No Men March

Everyone break up with your boyfriends, it’s women season!

It’s No Men March, so I broke up with Daniel. Now I’m gay.

by Abbiefigueroa December 30, 2018

March 30

Today on march 30th
You and your partner must kiss

Jessica-Hey baby what day is it today ?
Tom - it's march 30th of course
Jessica- i guess we gotta kiss then 😊

by Keira Knightley March 29, 2022

March 30

National Chandler Day

Pritam: yo what date is it today?
Daniel: it’s March 30.
Pritam: hmm ok. You got plans today?
Daniel: Getting Chandler banged up! It’s National Chandler Day!

by SEMAloveschandler March 29, 2023

21st of March

21st of March is National pay your short friend day!!

“Here you go shawty have a fiver” why? “ITS THE 21ST OF MARCH”

by Lolipopssss March 20, 2022

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People mostly fantasize on how the dick of someone born on this day could fit.

Person 1:”Ayy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s big”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

March 13

On March 13th, like Mar10 day, it spells out Mar13 in reference to the Splatoon character named “Marie”.

On this day, you must play one Splatoon game featuring the character.

Person 1: Yo, man it’s March 13!
Person 2: Damn, already?
Person 1: Yeah, let’s play Splatoon 3.

by Catgamer1000 March 9, 2023