In Minecraft

The legal version of "no homo". If you put this after anything illegal, it will let the feds know that there is nothing to worry about, as you are just explaining what you're doing in a video game.
Just laced a bunch of vapes with fentanyl and sold them to middle schoolers....

In Minecraft
by ninezy October 20, 2023
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Asian Minecraft let's play

Spack No.2: Hey, wanna watch sum Asian Minecraft Let's play?

Spack No.1: *Awkward silence*.... "Sure!"
by Jack Spank9049 July 16, 2022
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2019 Minecraft Player

A minecraft bandwagon who started playing the game in 2019 because it got popular
Player 1: Hey when did you start playing Minecraft?
Player 2: I started in 2019
Player 1: You are a 2019 Minecraft player? You were a bandwagon
by Zombieparrot37 March 05, 2021
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Minecraft 1.9

Minecraft Update 1.9 was released on February 29, 2016, and is known as one of the most controversial updates.
This update is most commonly known for revamping the combat system, adding shields, attack cooldowns, tipped arrows, etc.

This update was controversial for the fact that it completely changed the combat system, thus forcing people who decided to keep the game updated to adapt to the new changes.

This update caused a lot of people to keep the game at 1.8 and previous versions to this day.

Despite the update being of decent quality with the revamped combat system being an improvement when looked at unbiased, this update caused the game to die for a couple of years, until it was revived in 2019.
Minecraft Forums
Alexkraft: Anybody else despise Minecraft 1.9? It sucks.
Km_201: I think it's an alright update
PETROCKILOV_: yeah its good
Moonn: it sucks so much wtf are you guys on lmao
Hank Schrader: Hello Guys
Everyone: Omg hank?!??!?!
Hank Schrader: Hello yes I am hank
by Umbrella Guy May 16, 2022
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Minecraft Weed

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper
"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price
by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022
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Minecraft Villagers

Jews...
"I traded with some minecraft villagers, and they wanted a stack of emeralds for 5 carrots!"
by Alleg69 November 19, 2023
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The Minecraft Movie

THE Minecraft Movie is an animated action video game movie that features Steve E. Clarix (also known as Steve) was born in Orlando, Florida in 1990. From his perspective, he was above average at his scores when he was Grade 2 and 3, making him the top 4th student in his class. He moved on to San Francisco, California with his family and Alex (little sister) a decade later. They thought they're going to have fun but all happy moments come to an end. On September 9th, 2001, their 3-story hotel was being burned by an army of gangsters who want to rob the place. Brian Steven E. Clarix (Steve's father) tried to let his family escape, but Alex was stuck in the hotel, so the father needs to get pass the gang. He quickly rushed into the burning building as Steve is crying with his mother. After that, they left the scene, believing that Brian died in the burning hotel. Right away, the hotel massively blew up. The explosion was SO enormous that it sent firetrucks and police cars 600ft into the air causing traffic jams.
Ex: Guys the Minecraft Movie is out in theatres in April 4th, 2025 what the helicopteeeer!!!!!
by SpredEXPbo1 December 07, 2024
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