Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.
Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.
by muphinman January 4, 2022
Get the Rusty Basement Keymug. 
This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020
Get the National Key Board Daymug. by i came from eggie tumblr, whoa September 25, 2020
Get the Keimug. If she wasn't friends with as many of Paulie Mussolini's (the name of one of the guards) enemies as she was, he wouldn't think it was possible she could be trying to finesse the key to let her and his enemies in from him by calling him cute, but he had to think of all the possibilities. People expect too much for every compliment they try to give, so Paulie Mussolini thought he shouldn't be as sparing as most people with his praise of others.
by The Original Agahnim September 23, 2021
Get the Keymug. by p01uyt September 6, 2024
Get the sticky keysmug. 