Julie khan

A slag who sells steroids to the elderly and also cleans the dishes. Makes a banging scrambled egg. Also a slag.

Hey julie khan, you free for tonight

by Kkhan0121 May 4, 2019

fourth of july

national sam wilson day, fourth of july is now classified as national sam wilson day.

person: hey it’s fourth of july happy america day

better person: no it’s not it national sam wilson day

by you will never knowwww July 1, 2021

july 6th

josies birthday

you know what today is?
hell yeah, josie’s birthday
yeahhhh july 6th

by whore_josie November 2, 2019

Julie Andrews

Julie Andrews and her documentary
Fighting with Elvis and hiding in vents
Using my mind powers to turn Elvis off
These are a few of my favorite things

Dinner with Markey and eating dead babies
Taking over the announcements
And flashing my boobiess
Reading 'Monica' to no one but shoes
These are a few of my favorite things

Hiding in drums and stealing from Target
Using pity to get free rugs
Using the rugs to make festive shirts
These are a few of my favorite things

When Elvis dances
When my dvd skips
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel...so bad

Julie Andrews, yeah shes like a puppie.
She just goes wherever.

by JULIEANDREWS March 17, 2008

12th July

When Fags burn pallets and pollute the air because their angry that Ireland beat the biggest empire ever.

If you celebrate the 12th July your a fag

by Yourgransfanny July 11, 2022

6 july

The day i met the boy i loved the most<3

-Remember 6 july 2021
-yeah i met him that day
-aww

by anonymous April 3, 2022

July 7th

This is know as copy Kimberly day. Where you find a girl (or man with a really girly name) and copy everything they do that day.

Boy 1: Hey my girl kimberly just bought that skirt
Girl 1: I know, today's July 7th

by Armysista128 May 27, 2009