callan johnson

Very nice bloke with a huge Johnson

Hello Callan johnson your a nice guy wow what a Johnson you have there

by Callan Johnson November 22, 2021

Tell Mr. Johnson

to snitch on someone

Osana Najimi: WELL, WELL, WELL! Look at those two sussy bakas near my tree!
Ayano: I swear IF you piss me off then I'm going to tell Mr. Johnson

by JayMoneySpamsL2 January 24, 2022

Hobo Johnson

the weirdest but funniest artist on earth

do you like hobo johnson :Person

no. :Everyone

by yungswagsurfer July 10, 2025

Deep johnson

Some places are deep.. and some are deep johnson. (Extremely far from your location) you can also say deep johnson the 32nd or 91st (or any number based on how far the place really is)

Dewie- “you guys tryna get a bacon egg and cheese from the deli”
Vick- “hell nah nigga that shit deep johnson”

by Marc Stock the Ock January 21, 2022

Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019

Johnson

A penis

Let me see your johnson

by Thsnfbfbfnfnfnnf March 31, 2023

Sandy Johnson

The thing that happens after sex on the beach.

That was fun, but now look at my Sandy Johnson.

by Cass182 October 24, 2017