Jason Nelson

Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!

I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .

by Easyrider21 November 30, 2021

Jason

A name that girls get obsessed about. A Jason doesn’t put any interest. He keeps his peace of mind and enjoys hanging out with friends. He is very social and out going, but he also likes being home playing video games.

Kenya: “Litzy you see that guy over there. What’s his name?”
Litzy: “OMG! YES! His name is Jason. He overwhelms me with his presence, but I never can get his attention. Which, makes me want him even more!👉🏽👈🏽😍”

by Anonymous Savage December 1, 2021

jason

best guy u know with da koolest moves he also broke

jason is broke

by hhhghhgh December 2, 2021

Jason

The type of guy who covers up his insecurities and “short”comings by making others feel less than; Generally exhibits this behavior online, seeking the approval from others, also usually “Jasons”.

Typically drives muscle cars and/or owns gas-guzzling toys, then complains about the price of gas. Enjoys red hats, facial hair and women with (usually) unnaturally blond hair.

Damn that Jason, always rolling coal and making our Starbucks employees cry!

by Word2UrMotha December 3, 2021

Jason

A person who has high IQ and is usually sucessful

Hey look! Its Jason!

by igobyweirdnames May 10, 2022

dot jason

A programming slang for a .json file format. It is frequently pronounced as "dot jay-sun", instead of "dot jay ess oh en". Sort of like how some maniacs pronounce GIF as "gee eye eff".

I put the data in a dot jason file.

by Cheespeasa October 30, 2022

Jason Donervan

A kebab shop located primarily within Clifton Triangle. This takeaway is a staple of Bristolian night life and has been running for around 24 years (2022). On 5th March 2022, Jason Donovan visited the Jason Donervan with Andi Peters on Live TV. This event happened on Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway.

"Did you watch Saturday Night Takeaway?"
"Nah"
"Jason Donovan visited the Jason Donervan near us!"

by spdat November 4, 2022