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I'm just here for the nachos

1. A statement of indifference to what is happening
2. A method of expressing ambivalence towards the current situation
3. A way to disavow knowledge of the cause of something
4. A way of blowing someone off
5. Most often used ironically, when you do actually know what is going on or why, but don't feel like explaining it
Man 1: Why is everyone throwing theirs socks at that clown?
Man 2: Don't ask me, I'm just here for the nachos.

Creepy guy in club: Hey baby, you wanna dance?
Woman: No thanks, I'm just here for the nachos.

(In a community chat room)
User 1: Why are those two airing their dirty laundry in a public forum?
User 2: No idea, I'm just here for the nachos.

Campus Security: You are all participating in an illegal demonstration. We have your names, and will be reporting you to your deans.
Student: Hey! Lay off, man! I'm just here for the nachos!
by Uncle Richard March 18, 2012
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Toy Dogs are just and nasty

Refers to the bad temperament of ankle-biting toy dog breeds.
If your going to ban pitbulls then u needs to ban chihuahuas and poodles both of which have attacked my dog and myself i have never been attacked or growled at by a pitbull. There are more bites and attacks from chihuahuas and poodles than there are pitbulls. Get you facts straight people like u make me sick. Toy dogs are just and nasty.
by Toy Dog Attack Survivors February 1, 2013
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Shit just got Intense

When you're taking a huge shit, and you take off your shirt.
After realizing that the shit was bigger than expected, John removed his shirt because Shit just got Intense.
by The Mysterious Stranger January 2, 2015
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Just because I can

1.the excuse for anything that was either stupid random or both.
2.why I'm writing this definition
Why'd did you smoke that weed right in front of a cop
Just because I can
Really?!?
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i just woke up

whoever sent you this actually woke up 2-3 hours ago but never left the bed since because they're too lazy
person #1: "wanna call?"
person #2: "cant bro i just woke up"
person #1: "damn nigga that sux"
person #2: "ya"
by 2dollars April 9, 2022
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Baby Chick That Just Hatched

He looked like a baby chick that just hatched.
by Baylien Culture December 27, 2021
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i just think it's funny that...

you're dead if yo girl say dis
are you angry?
no i just think it's funny that...
by TheGrandMaster69420 August 31, 2019
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