Bob: Janet tried the Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: Hard to come when your balls are covered in chocolate.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: Hard to come when your balls are covered in chocolate.
by Bob with Joe April 06, 2014
"Dude, Jennifer gave me an Italian chocolate freezie last night!"
"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"
"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."
"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"
"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."
by acedude69 April 05, 2014
A sexual act where the partner licks Nutella off of a man's scrotum while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.
Yo, my last night my bitch gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie. It was pretty awesome but I had some nippy nips afterwards.
by davidkones April 05, 2014
by El wapo August 26, 2017
A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."
"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
by BDYY June 05, 2022
I ate an Italian bayonet
by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016
When you shove a pound of coffee beans in your anus, and shit spray them across 5 naked men in a truck stop bathroom.
by gerontee February 15, 2019