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Neutral Zone Infraction

A sexual position involving an offensive lineman, a defensive lineman, and greasy twisted woman (frequently Asian). The neutral zone infraction occurs when the two opposing lineman double penetrate the woman orally and vaginally(frequently anally). The neutral zone infraction can only be official when the combined weight of all 3 members involved totals 650 lbs. Any illegal procedures that are a result of this, ie staring the opposing lineman in the eye, will result in instantaneous homosexuality and a 5 yard penalty will be given
Jeff: Did you hear what those sick fucks on the football team did?
Hank: No?
Jeff:They gave that blind Asian chick in our advanced biology class a neutral zone infraction
by Francis Costello February 22, 2011
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Moan Zone

a pussy, cunt, twat, clown pocket, cooter, stinky slit, wizard sleeve, etc
Aslee fucked Liz's Moan Zone until she grew
by Bobby A August 8, 2003
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fuck boy zone

When a boy has sexual intercourse with a girl but with no intenion of being in a serious relationship. Also, when a girl only likes you because of your successful abilities in the bedroom. The only way to get out is to make the relattionship offical.
susan findlay only likes danny hess for his dick and he is curently in the fuck boy zone.
by chefjwan November 5, 2015
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Game Zone 899

A person who plays music to 307 people his alternate channel Jack Clay Music
by EnderF0x__ May 4, 2022
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time zone advantage

When someone from another earlier time zone tells someone happy birthday before you
Person: Happy Birthday! Was I the first one?
B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first
Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage
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friend zone captain

That guy who is straight, but still gets friend zoned by every girl he comes into contact with.
Why do I have to be a friend zone captain?? I ain't that ugly.
by P3N1S H3R0 November 17, 2016
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Zoned off the gin

Very drunk or very high.
Guys I'm totally zoned off the gin right now
by GoddamnGucciLouie August 4, 2022
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