IMS

Ineffective Meeting Syndrome or IMS is the automatic selection of a calendar invite without any conscious thought. Choosing a meeting because you lack the creativity to think about how else to get what you need to be accomplished. Resulting in meetings without agendas, purpose, interest or follow-up.

This morning I fell asleep in front of my coworkers from a bad case of IMS.

The all-hands meeting had over half the team lined up for the bathroom from IMS.

by Mercy Management February 12, 2021

Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023

im fine

a thing girls say whhen they are mad at you

"hows your day?", "im fine"

by devynthesevenelevenworker April 4, 2022

IM

An IM is a Maxim, anybody can be called an IM and the word is not a compliment it is commonly used when one is angry.

"Your all IM's" -Edee

"Your such an IM" -Grace

by KoolKids69420 October 17, 2022

im a skid

I called react a language and also stole code from red tiger tools!!!

Im a skid, so i called react a language and stole code.

by d1scammerprohacker March 2, 2025

im on dat 500

When someone is so mad, they have surpassed all levels of madness.

Olivia: Jameka, you mad bro?
Jameka: I'm so damn mad, im on dat 500 right now.
Whitley: (cracks up)
Olivia: Wait...what!?

by odunc13 September 7, 2014

im boutta cuh

when your stroking it and your about to cuh

guy no. 1 stroking it - 'BOIIII IM BOUTTA CUHHHHH

by as my in come July 10, 2025