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Mississippi Mud Hop

The act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. This must all be done midstream.
"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."
by Shin Wu Crippler March 6, 2012
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hop off tip

If someone says to you "hop off ____'s tip," it simply means to stop sucking their d*ck. They're asking you to stop over-complimenting or over-hyping someone. Basically just to stop worshipping them in general. You never want to be too obsessed with someone, or else you will be told to hope off their tip. It is not used in a positive manner or in a good way.
Person #1: "Jake you are SO funny and SO hot! Can I please just be you?! You are literally the funniest person ever, oh my gosh. I love hanging out with you. You're my favorite person ever!"
Person #2: "Dude you are sucking Jake's d*ck, hop off tip!"
by mommymilf January 18, 2023
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Hip hop porn

A type of music that is a mixture of hip hop and porn music.
by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009
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Hop on windows 10

When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.
"Hey, wanna hop on windows 10?"
"Yeah bro, I'm down."
by SomeKidOnMac August 2, 2021
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hip-hop-a-llama

A green window hippo kept in Steves car for sexual emergencys
by Kaytea October 20, 2003
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hopped up on goofballs

Getting off your face on some sweet, harmless drugs.
Sadly, it's also a phrase that right-wing zealots use in their misguided belief that a WAR ON DRUGS is necessary.
Dude, I'm so gonna get myself hopped up on goofballs this weekend.

We need to shoot all these kids who get hopped up on goofballs, that's the problem with this country.
by sjaxso July 20, 2008
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compton frog hop aka fayetteville frog hop

Sex position: step #1 you stand up with woman’s legs over your shoulders and her arms around your neck and fully inserted . step #2 while holding her waist and with full penetration bend at the knees and hop.
For visual aid see Mel (Ving Rhames) and Juanita (A.J. Johnson) in the 2001 movie Baby Boy thats how you do the compton frog hop aka fayetteville frog hop
by Juan Marin October 29, 2008
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