Happy Jele

One of the brightest Football talents everyone will ever see, going to captain his home country Malawi one day and carry them to World Cup glory, Happy is constantly getting sent out of class by his Favorite Ems teacher and is always lost

Me : David wheres Happy Jele
David : Outside again

by ANONYMOUS073619 August 24, 2021

Happy John

Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.

I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.

by The Lar November 21, 2019

Happy Weedium

A state of having smoked just the right amount of marijuana; enough to pleasantly alter one's mindset, but no too much so as to make one incapacitated.

From the time that I wake to the time the sleep,
My peaks are high and my troughs are deep.
I smoke a spliff, take tokes from a bong.
I'm at happy weedium all day long.

by malfa et paulny May 25, 2013

Happy Gomez

When you wrap a tortilla around yo dick an she sucks you off

Yo I got that chick maria to give me dome bruh, I wrapped a tortilla round my dick an she gave me a happy gomez

by Three Nine September 18, 2015

Happy Hooves

Like camel toe, but WAY bigger, more defined, and seems to smile back at you when you get caught looking at it.

Can overpower any pair of pants regardless of material.

"Holy shit bro, I think her camel toe is smiling at me..."
"She got them happy hooves, brah."

by oldurty June 20, 2020

Happy pappy

A term used to describe a male senior citizen receiving fellatio to the extent of climax

Every time I go to visit Grandpa he doesn't let me leave without making him a happy Pappy

by FavFreak4u October 6, 2022

Happy slap

Verb. When a naked man bounces up and down causing his junk to slap together. The ideal slap consists of the penis hitting in-between the two balls of the sac.

The man got out of the shower and began to happy slap before drying off.

by Hottiecotty October 22, 2017