bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.

A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!

by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023

Ski Goblin

a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.

Hey where’s Mikey?

Probably out chasing last chair, dudes a total Ski Goblin.

by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024

Banana Goblin

A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.

In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.

Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!

by Oswald Murphy The Third P.H.D September 4, 2022

Home goblin

A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals

Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off

by hiknouse420 February 9, 2023

Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.

Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.

by Ainur March 25, 2025

Titty wobbling zitty goblin

A girl with acne and considerable cleavage, that is somewhat exposed and jiggling about

Goodness me friend, did you happen to catch a gaze of that titty wobbling zitty goblin? I believe that look is trending

by CorporalClink August 10, 2020

Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023