German Bathtub

A tub with raw sewage, human remains, and unrefined oil, which is used to wash, but not necessarily clean oneself, in order to mimic how Germans in the 1700's once washed themselves. (They still do it they're just really good at hiding it)

Nik: I can't Wait to take a German Bath in my new Jade German Bathtub
Kid: wtf

by Mr Dr Doofus III of Romaina November 26, 2023

german climax

When both partners climax at the same time providing peak efficiency

“Hey I heard you and your boyfriend going at it, did you both finish?”

“Yeah we had a German Climax, now we’re ready for the rest of the day”

by pyssboi May 21, 2021

german roach

A very small joint roach from a pinner doob, rolled by a sorry ass non smoker. (Only suitable for smoking in the shoe/hole if incarcerated.)

That lame ass, non-smoking, skimp joint rolling ass motherfucker is smoking a German roach.

by Al Lee Gater November 30, 2017

German City Snow Plow

A small penis doing a much bigger penis’ job.

Met this big chick at a bar, had a few drinks and then I gave her the German City Snow Plow

by AlwaysAGas March 07, 2021

german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.

"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."

by jtets December 10, 2013

Chin German

Austrian people.

So named because of the Hapsburg Dynasty which ruled Austria and parts of Europe for centuries. Because the Hapsburgs were inbred, they developed a physical deformity: an enlarged and lengthened chin, which was passed down through the genes of members of the Hapsburg family. Hence, Austrians are known as the chin Germans of the German family.

The ultimate German Nation includes the Swamp Germans, Mountain Germans, and Chin Germans. The Dutch, the Swiss, and the Austrians, respectively.

by Venboven May 11, 2020

German Breakfast

Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.

This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.

*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"

by snoopdawg922420 March 12, 2022