German Cocaine

"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"

"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"
by Bengali_Pillfish June 20, 2020
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German Wheel Barrow

A sex position where the guy lays on a skateboard on his back and then the girl holds his legs like wheel barrow and fucks him with a strap on. ~Hugo
"Hey babe, I heard about this new position, wanna try it?"
"What's is called?"
"It's the GERMAN WHEEL BARROW!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE NOOO!!!"
by real_Fent_User27 March 12, 2024
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german pineapple

When one someone shoves a fruit into the vagina and the female pushes it back out and the male eats it and has sex with her afterwards
Wanna German pineapple? I love you Justin because you do the German pineapple
by Animejesus January 23, 2016
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German Pickles

When two men engage in anal intercourse and one of them a shits on a pickle and they share it together like the lady and the tramp.
Me and my bro had German Pickles for dinner last night.
by unknowndefinitionguy April 16, 2021
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German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.
Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"
by von groovy July 17, 2024
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sneaky German

Sneaking off to bed when you have friends round for drinks! Not saying a word. Just disappearing
Where’s Andy gone? Oh he’s done a sneaky German
by Mrsb88 October 29, 2022
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Lucky German

An alcoholic drink with half Jameson (Irish whiskey) and half Budweiser (German beer) with ice.
What can I get you? Lucky German!
by German-Irish November 26, 2013
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