A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.
Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.
Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?
Aubrey: Alas, yes.
Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.
Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?
Aubrey: Alas, yes.
Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.
Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
by Fake Flag December 3, 2023
Get the Fist Fuckermug. A masturbation method in which a female will wrap their hand in metal foil and proceed to fist themselves until orgasm.
by SomePersonNamedBeebo October 15, 2017
Get the the iron fistmug. The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.
by Brontonio October 21, 2021
Get the fat fistingmug. A fist lightly powdered in cocaine that was sold by a former priest. An Angel's Fist is commonly used while solemnly reciting 1 Timothy 2:12. One may use fingers or fists dependent on the size of the flesh socket.
by AfterSectsCigarette November 27, 2019
Get the Angel's Fistmug. by anonymous April 14, 2021
Get the doom fistingmug. Man, sex last night was wild. He gave me a Mage Fist and I'm still picking glitter out of my growler
by Syx the Mighty March 2, 2018
Get the mage fistmug. by Gemini2017 April 17, 2017
Get the Fist Cummug.