Sucks Energy Drink

Sucks Energy is a fictional energy drink company featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.

I need to drink a Sucks energy drink before I deal with these assholes.

by Ginger Snappah Head July 19, 2022

MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.

"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."

by themessyamerican July 22, 2023

Cheeto energy

A person with cheeto energy is usually someone who is chaotic and unpredictable, or someone who seems like the kind of person to enjoy eating cheetos.

Kyle: "IM GONNA THROW YOY ALL OUT OF THE WINDOW AHAHAAHAJAKK"

Guy: "Man, Kyle's really got dat cheeto energy"

by Fekfkek July 19, 2023

Bite your dick off energy

The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.

That girl over there, major bite your dick off energy.

by sanfymanfy September 14, 2022

decaf five hour energy

trash (like you :O)

your mom: hey want some decaf five hour energy?
me: no, that's garbage... Just like you

by ayo sussy balls November 10, 2022

Big Deck Energy

Having the skills to make big, bold, and compelling Power Point presentations.

Kevin's got that 'BDE'... Big Deck Energy, so the execs love him...

by -=v00d00=- March 20, 2024

I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025