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Resource douche

A legitamate SOB, who drains all of the potential hilarity, romance, deepness, etc. out of a line, or joke by informing everyone around, the phrase that was stated was stolen from such-and-such movie, show, commercial, etc.

an inconsiderate that kills the mood by leaking the reference point of something someone has said
dude 1: Hey! My TOMS finally came in!!
Dude 2: ALGEBRAIC!!!!
Dude 3: You got that from adventure time!
Dude 2: wow, way to be a resource douche.

Chick: Asdgdhdhf!!!! I need more lipstick!!
dude: you're amazing, just the way you are.
Chick: That's a line from a Bruno Mars song!!
dude: thanks for killing the moment, you resource douche.
by Stev McWavy November 3, 2010
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douch pile

A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.
by jonnyBravo May 6, 2008
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douche park

Main Entry: douche park (ˈdüsh pärk)

Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)

1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.

See also:

gigantic douche park (or "GDP")

1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.
Dude: "Why did you put a 5 foot gouge in my Hummer with that screwdriver?"

Me: "Because you were douche parked. So suck it."
by the virgin marcus July 13, 2010
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Douche-waggle

When douche just isn't enough...
When a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, "That guy just changed the music! What a douche-waggle!"
by Wilbur Nether Jr. April 3, 2009
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pumple douche

When a man pops his balls in to his anus and before he blows his load he farts them back out.
I often have a pumple douche on a Friday night.
by Tipsymike April 17, 2016
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Douche Puppy

The combination of being a large douche bag and a little bitch.
Rainey, you love anal sex and doo doo butter so much...what a Douche Puppy
by Donny1010 May 28, 2008
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trés douche

When someone thinks they are being overly fashionably cool with the latest tech and fashion, when in fact they are being a douche with a bigger price tag.
That guy filming his son's soccer game using the new iPad is looking trés douche!

Having matching socks and laptop cover is trés douche.
by CO_jcd March 25, 2011
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