A fag who constantly denies it but loves sucking big sweaty black heat seeking moisture missiles, aswell as taking his father's dick up the ass. sometimes he likes to have fivesomes with his dad, mother, sister, and dog.
by Donaldo_Trumpaldo May 9, 2017
Get the David Queeringinmug. by david gräfen November 22, 2021
Get the david gräfenmug. Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?
Matthias: I just did a lot of meth
Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.
Matthias: I just did a lot of meth
Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.
by SouthsideFlacko November 16, 2019
Get the David Divermug. Chef David is not to be trifled with. Chef David does not like that. Chef David is a more intense version of Gordon Ramsey.
John: crying
Mary: what happened?
John: He went all Chef David on my ass. I forgot to take my head out of my ass before coming into work.
Mary: Don't you know Chef David doesn't like that! Stear clear!
Mary: what happened?
John: He went all Chef David on my ass. I forgot to take my head out of my ass before coming into work.
Mary: Don't you know Chef David doesn't like that! Stear clear!
by moie13 December 26, 2013
Get the chef davidmug. by Daddy Dav December 13, 2021
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Get the Boom(David)mug.