Dave Bayley

Dave Bayley is a celebrity from the band Glass Animals who came to fame in 2022 for his song Heat Waves. He loves dogs, fruit, and being a silly billy when he sings at his shows. He loves his fans and is a goofy goofball. He has a large vocal range and can sing anywhere from high up to down low. Everybody, and I mean everybody loves Dave Bayley.

“Man, I love Dave Bayley. I need a Dave Bayley in my life.”

by thepurplecultist August 3, 2025

fakey daves

A phrase used by someone with little education in the English language, to describe prescription glasses.

Maybe u need to go to spec savers
Fuck ad get ur money back mate they give you fakey daves

by TheMightyOracle February 14, 2018

Dave Freeborn

the crustiest of the punk rockers

Dude i cant even get into the liquor store with all these dave freeborns everywhere!

by Eric Rigsby July 30, 2018

dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

Angry Dave

What you get after someone says a mechanic is hard, can also happen after he wipes the raid

-"GOD DAMMIT WHERE WERE MY BIG HEALS"
-Yo who summoned Angry Dave?

by Deehari March 30, 2022

dave and jack

gay crayon men

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons

by skullshocker June 8, 2022

Daving

The act of jerking off. Beating your meat. Being a sussy baka. Very haram. Repent.L

Yahya stop daving immediately!!!

by Jeff Johnerson Douglas March 3, 2023