Dylan 

Dylan is genuinely the best experience you will ever have as a person. He's overwhelming in all the right ways and will never judge you for being yourself. He's handsome, charismatic, genuine, and so pure but his rbf will lead you to think he's the exact opposite of everything he actually is. His mysterious demeanor is captivating and you'll definitely be intrigued by him. You'd be lucky to come across Dylan because he's going to put his heart into everything y'all do together.

I'm so excited to have the Dylan experience.

Dylan by crispybiscuitsg January 4, 2024

Dylan 

Dylan is a 4 dimentional being that created god with his huge sweaty skin flaps. He goes into girls changing rooms and wears the skin of his victims :)))))
Dylan in his sexual from can can make any girl so wet that they cause another great flood.

Person 1: Ugh... I wish that a girl could like me, im so lonely....
Person 2: Just ask dylan, he can do anything!
*1 week later*
Person 1: Yo dude i spoke to dylan and now every woman in the land is CREAMING over me!
Person 2: What did I say!
Both: Dylan is so sigma ohio fanum tax!!111!!!!11!!!1

Dylan by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024

Dylan 

Dylan is a horney, lazy, man child who enjoys underage girls and blowing bubbles made out of his bosses dick cheese.

How did Dylan get Cory’s dick cheese?

Dylan by Hehdissi February 6, 2024

Dylan 

Really smelly guy who always stinks up the room. His stench is so bad it kills plants near him. Dylan is the type of guy to nut on his shirt and leave it on there.

Girl: PHEWW did you smell Dylan today? What the heck hes smelly! I prefer his friend Saleh.. much hotter and actually smells nice.. hes also into skibidi toilet.. what a sigma

Dylan by itqxve February 13, 2024

Dylan 

Literally my soulmate.

“Yeah, he’s my Dylan”

Dylan by Muah.nobars February 15, 2024

Dylan 

He is a cheating whore who will lead their exes on while having a whole ass girlfriend. He is a horrible maccas manager and lowkey ugly too.

Who is that smell guy over there

“Oh it’s a Dylan”

Dylan by Urmother696969696969669 March 15, 2024

Dylan 

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Dylan is Dylan

Dylan by Ghhhhhhvvvvvvhbbggvgf March 24, 2024