long distance lovership

A term to describe two people who are more than friends, but due to certain circumstances cannot be dating who have a strong emotional commitment to one another but are far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.

Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc.
They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.

He and I have a long distance Lovership.

by Mamamacho June 30, 2015

unauthorised discharge

During relations with your partner, as you approach the cresendo and with no prior warning or permission , you boldly unleash your man seed with reckless abandon in all the wrong places

Oh man. Last night I unauthorised discharged (UD) all over her chest and pillows

by Astronaut Jim June 1, 2016

Pinosis Disorder

Pinosis disorder is a rare disease discovered in the early 19th Century.A man named William Stchitzer discovered the disease when he notoced his Testcles shriveled up into a raisin like form.Since then many people reported of them having the disorder and doctors strive to find a cure!

James' Was diagnosed with a rare deseas called Pinosis Disorder

by Gman Fonter October 22, 2018

Bantawigs disease

Someone who has succumbed to the thots. This person will often abandon his friends, ignoring them and won't talk to them for months.

Bantawigs disease is a non-contagious virus that occurs when one gets a girlfriend.

Jackson: "Yo, Tyrone, where has John been the past couple of months. He doesn't hang out with us anymore"
Tyrone: "Yeah, that nigga John, he has Bantawigs disease."

by Zhen Zhou January 9, 2019

RGB Disorder

When someone or your friend only buys RGB components for their computer, even though it could have negative effect on their computer or costs more than the version without RGB.

Me: You gonna buy the normal version or RGB?
Friend: Totally RGB!
Me:But it costs 100$ more!
Friend: I don't care...
Me:You have RGB Disorder

by cookie though July 12, 2019

Sucking Disk

The act of playing ultimate frisbee.

Person 1: You sucking disk tonight?
Person 2: Heck yeah dude, what time?
Person 1: 9:00 PM
Person 2: I'll be there.

Person 1: I love sucking disk.
Person 2: Me too bro.
Person 1: I wish I could suck disk all the time.
Person 2: Same

by DiskSucker99 September 12, 2019

Dinowilliams Disease

Dinowilliam's Disease is a non-contagious disease that occurs when someone is "whipped without having a female lover", as quoted by Prof of Commerce, Philip Phung, Melbourne University.

In short, this refers to someone who DOES NOT have a girlfriend, but still contains the symptoms associated with being whipped.

The following includes but is not limited to some of the symptoms:
- Messaging all the group chats (whether it be the basketball group chat, tennis group chat, etc, but does so to get info on girls as opposed to actually socialize)
- Throws 6 million parties despite being in woop woop so no one can actually get to his house
- Ditching your friends on your Eng Lang table

Daquan: Yo, this nigger William doesn't talk in our group chat anymore! Wtf is he doing Bruh
Rajesh: OnGod, this nigga be tripping, he must have Dinowilliams disease

by Bruh Zhou November 18, 2019