sharty on the cross

for when someone is garaging ur vibe and u gotta reference that time sharty got crucified

“yo dawg ur fit is trash”

“don’t put my sharty on the cross like that man”

“you’re right i’m sorry you’re actually very swag”

by sharty (on the cross) December 13, 2023

star-crossed exes

The opposite of star-crossed lovers, those who are meant to be together but they are pulling themselves away, they are soulmates that completly deny it, either because they physically exes or they think they’re relationship is just temporary until one moves away.

“Its a shame Justin and Bailey broke up, they were perfect for eachother! But now they’re both cold and distant from eachother. Guess now they really are star-crossed exes.” (it is used as noun or an adjective)

by Trian December 29, 2023

cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"

by wudegodd May 1, 2023

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).

“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”

by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024

cross shot

A way of taking shots where people cross arms and drink their shots.

Yo! Let’s do some cross shots!

by mars_claw November 14, 2022

Cross-contagiophobia

The intense fear of other people’s belongings or items contaminating your personal space with their microscopic traces, scents, or environmental residue.

“I can’t let him leave his jacket here—I have full-on cross-contagiophobia.”

by Dr. B Tyler October 26, 2025