A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.
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Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.
1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.
3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.
3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.
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Get the computer sanding mug.Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.
Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!
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Person 1: I'm not giving you 50 dollars and that's final.
Person 2: Don't worry because I'ma call Compere to deal with you.
Person 2: Don't worry because I'ma call Compere to deal with you.
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adjective
1. (of a student) enrolled exclusively in AP/DC courses.
"he's completely FUCKED junior year"
Similar: screwed, doomed, done for, finished, damned
2. me; presently.
"much to my displeasure, I'm completely fucked at the moment"
adjective
1. (of a student) enrolled exclusively in AP/DC courses.
"he's completely FUCKED junior year"
Similar: screwed, doomed, done for, finished, damned
2. me; presently.
"much to my displeasure, I'm completely fucked at the moment"
Usage(of completely fucked) over time drastically increased alongside growing high school attendance in recent years
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