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Chode Slime

Its like snot, but from your chode, normally directed at someone you disslike, or a friend, who is just being a straight up douche who doe's stupid things, or a person who does not know their drinking limit, and pukes all over your new laptop. In a way it is the marrige of chode meeting slime, and they had a child, and its called Chode Slime, and CS's parents are total fucking dicks for bringing this child onto our planet.
"Man, last night, our bro was total chode slime, he puked everywhere in the bar, and all over my sisters bed later that night."
by Capt Guillotine December 18, 2011
mugGet the Chode Slimemug.

Bio Chode

A Bio Chode is a tiny pair of nuts and a small, weeny chode. With this, the nuts are powered by the Zeus Battery, outputting more than 1000000 Volts into the nuts, then making the chode, a big penis.
Atef - "Damn, Constantine's got a nice Bio Chode!"
Constantine - "Thanks Atef, not so bad yourself!"
by Atef Lord March 4, 2021
mugGet the Bio Chodemug.

Beefy chode

A name u give someone when thier dick is very fat and the width is longer than the actual dick itself.
Omg have u seen his dick

Answer: omg yeah he's got such a beefy chode.
by Grannyshagger101 January 30, 2019
mugGet the Beefy chodemug.

chode sponger

Guy who washes dicks for fun. No payment necessary. Often for sick, creepy enjoyment or pleasure. A real pervert. Common among local area sports anchors.
That sharply dressed jerk off is a real chode sponger.
by Mick V July 31, 2016
mugGet the chode spongermug.

Egg chode

I’m hockey slang, egg chode is a version of dirty or nasty... pretty much saying your good
Brooooo...” “that kids fucking egg chode!”
by We’d December 3, 2019
mugGet the Egg chodemug.

Chode Smoker

One who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. Also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. This person acts and looks as if they are perfect...just to make us assume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told...he does.
CALVIN acts like hes the hottest boi on the market,... when as it turns out hes a chode smoker..
by SAMcal May 24, 2007
mugGet the Chode Smokermug.

chode face

one whose face resembles the area between the scrotum and ass
pretty much all of the citizens of Canada are chode faces
by Chodey McChode February 12, 2006
mugGet the chode facemug.

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