hairless cat

Landon

hi hairless cat

by dumratatata August 21, 2020

Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

by JaneBlow December 31, 2015

rare cat

A strange individual, who will often be highly opinionated with crazy out there ideas on the world, these individuals can often be found telling those less informed cretins any and every specific detail about all subjects (they are after all always better informed than you), they can often be spotted with strange hipster goatees and ill fitting leather jackets

Yeh that guy at the bar last night spouting the racist diatribe was a rare cat.

by GP_Ghost January 13, 2012

Cat erection

When you take a shitty hot pocket and put it in the litter box for the cats to use.

"Did you pick up all those cat erections?"

"Did you put the cat erection in the litter box?"

by Jeremy Asia man November 13, 2017

Jennie the cat

A fluffball of a mainecoon kitten that somehow ends up in strange places like under the stairs and in the couch.
Despite the strange habits of this cat, everyone loves her.

"ugh, Jennie the cat got stuck in the couch again..."

by just a random pyro April 25, 2021

Vibing cat

A white cat that vibes to some good tunes with closed eyes

-Hey, what’cha doing there?

-I am vibing like a vibing cat

by Смешнявка Обыкновенная April 07, 2021

cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments May 01, 2018