The act of gathering every condiment in your household, lathering your penis in said condiments and raw dogging your wife.
by hotdoghamburgr January 6, 2025
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Amy found out Chris was cheating on her so she gave him a California Shotgun and he spent the rest of the day throwing up his own baby gravy.
by shadythespaceman February 28, 2021
Get the california shotgun mug.When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.
Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!
Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place
Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!
Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place
Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!
by Captain Hypoc October 26, 2022
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They are undeniable, fine, fresh, fierce, they have it on lock, they represent the west coast, now put your hands up.
They are undeniable, fine, fresh, fierce, they have it on lock, they represent the west coast, now put your hands up.
by THEREALURBANDICTIANARYBUTREALI March 17, 2023
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The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)
by Teddybarbeque April 22, 2024
Get the California Blow Dryer mug.A homosexual act whereas one man will ride another man and by gyrating his hips, windmill his erect penis.
by Mr_Hands November 25, 2025
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