The California Surprise

When one surprises another with their cut off testicles and hides them in ones possessions

Yeah I have Jessica the California surprise now I have a restraining order against me

by WindyAmericans March 13, 2021

California Carousel

When you fist your partner in the ass, hold them up on your arm like a puppet, and raise and lower them in a motion similar to that of a carousel.

Amy did you hear that Jeff gave Beth a California Carousel the other night?

by WeirdShitsInMyTits August 1, 2023

California Countdown

You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.

if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.

by gxgsgdhdgfh March 15, 2023

california suit

Jeans and a t-shirt, with a blazer

CaliGuy1: Oh it looks like I have to dress up for this event.
CaliGuy2: Just wear a California Suit, throw a blazer on whatever you're wearing.

by Matt_Tress August 28, 2017

California Sunchips

While having sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates on the females back. She then proceeds to lay in the sun until it dries, then peels, eats, an enjoys.

Hey girl, you want some Doritos?
No thanks, just ate some California Sunchips

by Kademus February 9, 2015

california hotdog

The act of gathering every condiment in your household, lathering your penis in said condiments and raw dogging your wife.

casual sex with my wife was getting boring so we decided to mix it up and do the california hotdog!

by hotdoghamburgr January 6, 2025

california shotgun

While giving head, pretend to swallow his nut then go in for a kiss and spit the cum into his mouth.

Amy found out Chris was cheating on her so she gave him a California Shotgun and he spent the rest of the day throwing up his own baby gravy.

by shadythespaceman February 28, 2021