When all the shit goes down on the third lap in Mario Kart. The kind of shit that drops you from 1st to 8th because someone got a blue shell and used it while you were in mid-air.
by BobOmbWill December 30, 2014
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I forgot to read the textbook chapter and my teacher called on me, so I so I made some quasi-intelligent bullshit out of the previous chapter and some random knowledge I had.
by 0ld_W1seman December 2, 2015
Get the quasi-intelligent bullshit mug.The act of inducing vomiting as means of achieving sobriety. Most commonly performed after a night of heavy drinking. Methods include shoving one's finger down his or her throat in a manner similar to famed reality television stars. Although it is theoretically sensible, its effectiveness is uncertain.
*Scene is set at a crowded party. Dude 1 walks into the bathroom and finds Dude 2 sitting in front of the toilet*
Dude 1: Why the hell are you shoving your finger down your throat?
Dude 2: It's called drunkard's bulimia. I heard that it helps you sober up after a night of heavy drinking.
Dude 1: You're a moron.
Dude 1: Why the hell are you shoving your finger down your throat?
Dude 2: It's called drunkard's bulimia. I heard that it helps you sober up after a night of heavy drinking.
Dude 1: You're a moron.
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by spplutchok June 3, 2017
Get the Take the bullets out of the gun mug.Get on your girl in a doggy style position, whisper the name of another girl in her ear, and see how long you can stay on
"what did you do with Jessica last night"
"oh we tried the Mechanical bull and I stayed on for 10 seconds"
"oh we tried the Mechanical bull and I stayed on for 10 seconds"
by dying slowly334 September 11, 2020
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Origin: Gartic Phone, but it has haunted us ever since.
This Bull is crimson, wears a blue wizard hat, and has baggy eyes.
Origin: Gartic Phone, but it has haunted us ever since.
This Bull is crimson, wears a blue wizard hat, and has baggy eyes.
Hey look at this bull I drew!
Wow that reminds me of Sphinx's Bulls
Wow I didn't know it looked that bad
Wow that reminds me of Sphinx's Bulls
Wow I didn't know it looked that bad
by NotLotusLiam May 31, 2023
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BIG BLACK GUY: OH NO, I NEED MORE BULLETS. I NEED MORE BULLETS. I NEED MORE BULLETS!!
BIG BLACK GUY: OH NO, I NEED MORE BULLETS. I NEED MORE BULLETS. I NEED MORE BULLETS!!
by Shimmmmu August 22, 2023
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