boxing the clown

The act or art of manual stimulation of your own, not another's, hang-down.

I sat at home last night with the Sears catalog, boxing the clown till I was raw.

by Tunis August 27, 2003

black box

a cable box thing used to get free cable.

i used a black box until it broke... now I'm stuck paying for cable

by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 1, 2003

XXX Box

The Original Hand Held game.

See Masterbation

Screw the Xbox I have the XXX Box.

The XXX Box serving singles since the dawn of humanity.

by Wouldn't_you_like_to_know December 6, 2007

box office

The female version of a airplane cockpit. To be used when the entire flight crew is female.

Flight supervisor: "Why don't you head up to the cockpit and see if the pilots want some coffee?"

Flight attendant: "I'm afraid it's a box office today, both pilots are female. Hope they aren't both PMSing."

by Darie H September 3, 2006

box rot

when ones twat is so rancid that another cant eat

Cher is suffering from box rot

by mike e boy September 25, 2005

top of the box

Elite in nature. Cream of the crop.

That new Porsche is top of the box.

by Mike Finley October 27, 2006

A Cardboard-Box

A loose, leathery woman. Commonly refers to their insatiable sexual appetite.

That woman's a real Cardboard-Box

by Roy_ September 1, 2005