bar boyfriend

A boy that you strictly talk to only on the weekends, who buys you drinks, and stays on your side at all times.
Her bar boyfriend was the eye candy, the one who stood next to her and bought her drinks that night
by Malpalisawesome11 March 16, 2021
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Pay phone Boyfriend

A person's other half, who only stays around as they are being paid a monthly rent to stay around
girl 1: why does she look so upset?
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend
by the payee November 28, 2018
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bandwidth boyfriend

a man who stays with a women solely to take advantage of her bandwidth.
I broke up with him once I figured out that he was just a bandwidth boyfriend.
by GraceANDahalf March 10, 2014
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The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.
" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "
by Someone For Target Prastice November 24, 2016
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Where you celebrate them just because
Happy National boyfriends day part three
by October 27, 2020
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