whole blast

a ways to say fun and/or funny

“ugh that sucked”
“that was a whole blast”

by sydneyf September 17, 2019

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

blasting

When a member of Bapo is currently using the toilet and pooping. Generally followed by taking a shower to clean up. The word can also be replaced with an emote :blasting: which signifies the same action.

Jappetto being the upstanding moderator he is, continued to process the mod queue while using his laptop and blasting. After blasting he showered to make sure he was clean again.

by bapo-blaster September 28, 2019

Blasted

The highest level of being under the influence of Marijuana. After the level of being Blasted.

Yo bro you blasted?

- haha no, yoo i am glasted 🤣🤣

Yo let’s go make some chicken noodle and put it on the oven to bake ?
- lmao this dude is Glasted already.

by Omega black wolf October 6, 2019

Blast

1. Similar to wicked, or lit.
2. Means to suck, or lame

1. I have a girlfriend. “That’s blast”
2. I can’t come to the party, “That’s blast” or “blast”

by Y/NonBlast October 11, 2019

finger blasting

when your fingers are bigger than your penis

“wow dave did you put your penis inside her?” “no man she said it was too small so I was stuck finger blasting her instead”

by heiwhduxhehw May 15, 2018

Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.

I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.

by iddqd87 December 18, 2017