Austistics

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.

Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<

by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011

artists insight

insight on crazy/true facts

dan: ayo bet i can beat this foig up.

alex: yo bro you cant even fight just shut up i got artists insight that you're just gonna get fucked up bro.

by bigboy0269 February 11, 2012

Antistixi

A modern rhetoric device in which a person writes using no punctuation or capitalization in order to sound frantic, excited, or just to achieve that chill aesthetic.

Me :"but sports scholarships exist because how good you are at football is completely related to academia and you definitely deserve to go to college more than this kid with a 4.0 gpa"
Teacher: "Please don't use Antistixi in a school paper."

by skcool April 12, 2015

artist for the ear

Artist for the ears is a qwerky way of saying you're music person, you listen for art, as music is an art to you.

1: you gonna come to the art galleries?
2: nah
1: but you said you love the art bro
2: the art of music bro
1: so you're and artist?

2: Artist for the ear bro

by Ireallylovemydogs July 1, 2015

Artist's Burden

Seeing flaws in ones own work that others don't notice.

M: Man don't be like that, your painting is perfect!

N: But I did the nose wrong and the forehead's too big... Sorry, guess it's just an Artist's Burden.

by Noah.Theatre April 17, 2016

artistic piece of shit

When a dude that you always call a Piece Of Shit, makes art....

Hullo Hullo, Look what I made
WOW, you artistic piece of shit

by BeechAwssNeegah March 26, 2017

Autism

A sickness you can be born with or get. There are different types of autism. Some people can't talk or walk with autisum, others are super smart. It is a sickness that can be passed on from generations.

My brother was born with autism, and that's why he can't speak.

by Kiki2004 April 24, 2017