asian puppet

The act of sticking your dick inside an asian womens eye and then yelling out "oh you dirty whore" and then move here body with your dick still in her eye

Dude I totally got an asian whore to try the asian puppet

by Atr January 26, 2014

asian michael

A Asian guy who is very smart and good at sports. He likes music and plays many instruments. Some times he is very clumsy.

Asian Michael was playing his violin. He became very thirsty and then went to get some water it he then tripped over a pencil and broke his violin.

by Heylooooooooo March 22, 2017

hot asian girls

Asian girls that are hot as fuck

Those hot asian girls were so hot

by Cancerman1928 February 4, 2017

Asian Ball Punch

A sexual act where the man is getting his penis stroked or sucked by a woman. As he gets harder and harder, the woman then punches his balls sharply along the bottom, causing immediate and violent ejaculation. The ejaculate may go flying several feet in the air, if it isn't being covered by the woman's mouth.

The "Asian" part comes from a well-known porno video, depicting an Asian woman doing this to an unseen male's scrotum. It doesn't really require that an Asian woman do it. Nor does the partner even have to be a woman for that matter.

You know, my girl Maya, was sucking on me one day like normal, but then she stopped, looked at me straight in the eye, and just Asian Ball Punched me. My cum went flying into her hair. Then she punched me again, and it went flying through the air and landing on the wall across the room.

by blackram67 January 26, 2013

Asian Red Face

The face every Asian gets after just one beer. A curse and a blessing.

I swear I'm not drunk, it's just the Asian red face!

by youngskrrt July 29, 2014

asian ass porn

This is when you go to youtube after watching Daniel Tosh's stand-up comedy where he mentions it. This if clicked on the link will crash your computer...

Andrew: hey alec i crashed my computer the other day...
Alec: how'd you do that man?
Andrew: Asian ass porn..
Alec: God damn-it!

by "Bailey" August 9, 2009

riding asian style

When there is no one sitting in the passenger seat, but there are people riding in the back seats.

Originates from the bay area, where asian people for some reason never fill that front seat...

Ok someone jump up here, were not riding asian style!!!

by The Architect January 22, 2006