Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten

There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo

by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024

American Ape

The ape that the Dutch East India Company imported to the United States of America during the 1600s and 1700s.

That fucking American Ape stole from my store again

by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024

Base ape

Guys who you can tell from a mile away that they are in the military

“Hey veda, you wanna go pick up some base apes from the bar down the road?”

by Flat4wrx May 26, 2023

aped

aped means when you just bought an asset in the cryptocurrency world

i just aped FQqn7MBvCbS2U2oDJ7YbYVFYjrnWYsYr7czDfQiUpump

by aped August 13, 2025

Ape Dos Mil

Yeah it's over,
You can bet in mid-October,
I will still be ranting bout most early may.
Yeah he's a winner
He's a god damned sinner.
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumbling after
You're the reason
I cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to eight.
And I said

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning.
It's not easy to know

Yeah it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends,
I'll still be ranting bout most early may.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm in the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumblin' after
Yeah you're the reason i cannot forget this season.
Or the lesson how an Ape shall not kill Ape
And I said...

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know

It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know

I'm going under
You can trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.

You can trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know

It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to choke

How could you win?
If you know he's back to blame
Knowing you're right, won't you wait?

Ape Dos Mil

by Death Menace May 11, 2023

ape milk

When one milks the teet of and monkey/ape. Very common practice found in the northeast.

“Hey, did you get that fresh jug of Ape Milk?”

by Ape Milker October 5, 2020

Ape on a stick

A small moderately controllable being, such as a child or kitten, that is frustrating yet often humorous and endearing, much like a tailless primate.

Omg Lennie! You ape on a stick! Quit climbin’ the freakin’ mini blinds!

by Snakpak G December 31, 2020