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Jap Job

To give a sexual service as a women to a male japanese person, can consist of head or handjob, but it does not apply to any sexual contact (pussy and balls).
Jessica your such a slut, you gave peter (japanese male) a jap job, your such a whore.
by Prosey Wosey January 2, 2009
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Space job

The process of getting a blow-job from Megan Fox while on a NASA space ship.
Hey guys, did you hear about John getting a space job during spring break? Megan fox blow-job space NASA ship
by Rodney Scholar February 28, 2010
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bleau job

A term for creating a report in Tableau; also a term for sucking a dudes dick
Martin: Hey man, I got that bleau job ready for you
Jay: Sweet, I could really go for a good dick sucking right now
Martin: Whoa dude, I was just talking about that Tableau report
Jay: What the fuck bro, then who's gonna suck my dick?
Martin: Psyche! I was just messin' with you, you know I'm all about the D!
Jay: Hell yeah!
by mathswampman July 13, 2016
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Hand job

The act of taking a man's cock in your hand, moving it slowly up and down while he gets hard, then stroking faster and harder until he cums. For more pleasure (and cool hot sound) use lots of lubrication.
I knelt down by Jeff, took his cock in my hand, rubbing it up and down then put some KY on it to make it slippery. My hand sliding up and down made him so horny he could hardly help but cum like crazy. I watched his cum squirt all over his stomach and my hand.
by Cindy in Michigan January 13, 2005
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boner job

This is a job that someone is so in love with that they get a boner every time they're doing it.
Damn, Chris has got the best boner job testing video games.
by MrAutomatic September 18, 2008
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String job

a form of sexual gratification involving the use of a tampon and its strings
The nerds were performing string jobs
by coolbeans0303 June 28, 2010
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Jiff Job

Frank needed to get off quick so he had Melissa give him a jiff job.
by Ismelt Abutt August 4, 2010
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